"I'm not a hiring manager. I'm a team leader. My gut tells me I want you on my team, you gave me a fried Oreo, and if you don't fit Darrow law says I have thirty days to fire you for literally any reason. Did you ... want an interview? Because I could, I dunno. Ask you questions."
He considered, not for very long.
"There's a train with thirty people in it headed down a track toward a bridge that's been washed out by a storm. You're near the lever that can switch the train to the other track. You can save the thirty people in the train, but only by killing one person who is working on the other track. What do you do?"
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"I'm not a hiring manager. I'm a team leader. My gut tells me I want you on my team, you gave me a fried Oreo, and if you don't fit Darrow law says I have thirty days to fire you for literally any reason. Did you ... want an interview? Because I could, I dunno. Ask you questions."
He considered, not for very long.
"There's a train with thirty people in it headed down a track toward a bridge that's been washed out by a storm. You're near the lever that can switch the train to the other track. You can save the thirty people in the train, but only by killing one person who is working on the other track. What do you do?"