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ahollowman) wrote2016-06-30 12:32 am
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What we've been doing for one-fortieth of a second can't continue indefinitely.
If you compare the six days in the Book of Genesis with the four billion years of geologic time, on that scale, one day is equal to about six hundred and seventy million years. At three minutes to midnight on the sixth day, mankind appeared. At one fortieth of a second before midnight, the industrial revolution began.
And it's unsustainable.
There were a couple things I learned eight years ago in a cave with Ho Yinsin. One of them? Was that it's all unsustainable. And it needs to change.
Ultron wasn't wrong. He wasn't right, either. But he wasn't wrong, even if the execution was, even if he lacked empathy. Even if he had no appreciation for the sanctity of life. Something's got to change. We've got to evolve. There's more out there, we've seen it, I've seen it, aliens, the Asgardians, dark energy. Cosmic Cubes. If we keep doing what we're doing, there is no future.
There's just one-fortieth of a second.
Darrow still used fossil fuels. It was weird, and Tony didn't like it. Why did it work that way? What made it that way? Who the hell could say, because Tony had yet to see even a single convincing piece of evidence that Darrow wasn't just some elaborate simulation, that it wasn't thoughts thinking thoughts of their own, ten million billion calculations every second on an alien computer.
So why did his motorcycle still run on gasoline?
There was a way to fix that.
It started with Henry Cheng, a boy whose first language was thought, a boy who needed his RoboBee. It became Panoptes Solutions. Soon it would be too big for the two of them, especially because there were things they couldn't, wouldn't, or shouldn't be in charge of. A think tank of two guys was a pretty shit tank. Phil had asked Tony how he'd sift for employees, and Tony had known the answer. He'd set up shop -- he had literally set up shop, they had computers and a band saw and a screenprinter -- and began to make logic puzzles.
Little metal boxes, opened very specific, convoluted ways. Not all the same, but different, with different kinds of puzzles. Meant to target different kinds of minds. Mechanical intelligence, social intelligence, knowledge of chemistry or advanced maths. Things for tactile learners, some puzzles better suited to observers or the more auditory type.
In the end, they all contained a business card with a web address on it.
The web address took them to a website that prompted them to submit a resume.
And if Tony liked the resume, the submitter was given the address of the shop that would one day be Panoptes Solutions and an invitation for an interview.
[ any characters who might be interested in joining the think tank are free to respond here under the assumption they solved one or more puzzles they found around darrow. it's up to you how difficult it was for your character. they can meet him at his shop, which looks like a half-furnished cement-floored shop with some equipment, a refrigerator, a blaring ghetto blaster, and truck delivery bay doors in the far end of it.or chase him down somewhere else. ]
If you compare the six days in the Book of Genesis with the four billion years of geologic time, on that scale, one day is equal to about six hundred and seventy million years. At three minutes to midnight on the sixth day, mankind appeared. At one fortieth of a second before midnight, the industrial revolution began.
And it's unsustainable.
There were a couple things I learned eight years ago in a cave with Ho Yinsin. One of them? Was that it's all unsustainable. And it needs to change.
Ultron wasn't wrong. He wasn't right, either. But he wasn't wrong, even if the execution was, even if he lacked empathy. Even if he had no appreciation for the sanctity of life. Something's got to change. We've got to evolve. There's more out there, we've seen it, I've seen it, aliens, the Asgardians, dark energy. Cosmic Cubes. If we keep doing what we're doing, there is no future.
There's just one-fortieth of a second.
Darrow still used fossil fuels. It was weird, and Tony didn't like it. Why did it work that way? What made it that way? Who the hell could say, because Tony had yet to see even a single convincing piece of evidence that Darrow wasn't just some elaborate simulation, that it wasn't thoughts thinking thoughts of their own, ten million billion calculations every second on an alien computer.
So why did his motorcycle still run on gasoline?
There was a way to fix that.
It started with Henry Cheng, a boy whose first language was thought, a boy who needed his RoboBee. It became Panoptes Solutions. Soon it would be too big for the two of them, especially because there were things they couldn't, wouldn't, or shouldn't be in charge of. A think tank of two guys was a pretty shit tank. Phil had asked Tony how he'd sift for employees, and Tony had known the answer. He'd set up shop -- he had literally set up shop, they had computers and a band saw and a screenprinter -- and began to make logic puzzles.
Little metal boxes, opened very specific, convoluted ways. Not all the same, but different, with different kinds of puzzles. Meant to target different kinds of minds. Mechanical intelligence, social intelligence, knowledge of chemistry or advanced maths. Things for tactile learners, some puzzles better suited to observers or the more auditory type.
In the end, they all contained a business card with a web address on it.
The web address took them to a website that prompted them to submit a resume.
And if Tony liked the resume, the submitter was given the address of the shop that would one day be Panoptes Solutions and an invitation for an interview.
[ any characters who might be interested in joining the think tank are free to respond here under the assumption they solved one or more puzzles they found around darrow. it's up to you how difficult it was for your character. they can meet him at his shop, which looks like a half-furnished cement-floored shop with some equipment, a refrigerator, a blaring ghetto blaster, and truck delivery bay doors in the far end of it.or chase him down somewhere else. ]
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With the first puzzle, she'd been amused but thrown away the card. The second and third had been curiosities and the fourth an annoyance. She'd gone to the website and refused to fill in the form, more interested in who was going to the trouble. At the fifth, Rey hooked her datapad to the computer and searched out the source of the website.
Today, five solved puzzles in her arm, Rey used her free hand to pound on the door, waiting for an answer. Her staff was slung over her shoulder and her lightsaber was in her bag. Just in case.
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In his defense, that was also his natural chronotype. He'd been tested.
"What? Why? Why do you hate doors so much? If this is about the washer in Bramford I can't help you and I don't want to."
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She pushed into the doorway and held up her arm, showing him the puzzles. One by one, she plunked them on the table. "Were these supposed to be challenging?"
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"Those are my puzzles," he added, stupidly. "And they were, yes, supposed to be challenging. Challenging enough. I'm not looking for the next Einstein, just sort of hoping maybe this place provides one, because they would be cool. Who are you?"
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Picking up one of the logic puzzles, Rey put on her sternest face. "This works by the same logic as putting a lightspeed dampener on an impounded spacecraft. People think the only way to get rid of it is to key in the code or else risk going at lightspeed until a precise point when you can yank it off. No one ever thinks of switching currents and diverting it into emergency shutdown."
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With that, his ears flushed a light pink. The day, so far, made absolutely no sense, but he wasn't hating it. He might even be enamored.
"And you're right. That was not what I had in mind when I made the thing, but you are absolutely right. At least, based on my limited and theoretical understanding of astrophysical engineering."
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"It's a thieves' trick on Jakku," she finally said. Not quite bored–Rey was always too invested in these things to sound bored–but practical. It was just the sort of thing you learned on Jakku because either you were a thief, a scavenger, or a dupe. Of that list, only the former two usually got to eat. "And people who don't know it leave their ships for junk if they're on the run."
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"I'm from Earth. No inter-system travel yet. So what were you? Thief? Mechanic? Pilot? Scrapyard worker? No judgment zone."
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"So. You put out puzzles to challenge people for work. Why?" Rey shifted her weight, arms crossed over her chest, and waited for something like a satisfactory answer.
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"Please sit, you're making me nervous. What's got you so worked up about my interview methods? You interested?"
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"But they were easy," she finally blurted.
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"Since you're not leaving, can I get you a rink? Because I'm having a drink. I need a drink right now."
He threw his hands up in the air in defeat and headed toward the kitchen.
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"So if I solved five of those, does that mean I have a job?"
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"Is this some kind of trap?" I say aloud, but no one's paying attention, so I give it a closer look. I give it a shake. I give it a sniff. I hope it doesn't explode in my face as I finally get it open, but inside all I find is a business card.
The fuck?
No wonder someone threw the business card away if you have to solve some bizarre maths puzzle just to fucking get to it. I drop the card on the ground but I keep the box, closing it back up to bring home to Simon in case he wants to give it a go. It's like a fancy numbered rubix cube.
Later, I find two more boxes like the maths one just lying around. I wonder if I've stumbled upon some kind of nerdy scavenger hunt, well, I just happen to enjoy nerdy things and so I'm sucked into trying to open the other two boxes. One has mazes along the sides and latches you have to free to open, the other seems to be about patterns. It doesn't even occur to me to try a spell. I get them both open and find the same business card inside. Now it's got my attention.
The website is nothing but a resume, and I frown, because what the fuck can I put on a resume? A part time job as a bus boy at Semele's? An undercover job as a bouncer for a secret vampire mafia? Snakes, I didn't even graduate Watford. I close the website and let it go.
The next morning on my way to the supermarket I see someone else holding one of the boxes and snort, nodding toward the box. "Sorry to break it to you, but it's just a marketing scheme."
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Not the right person this time, though, because the idiot couldn't even figure out it was a puzzle.
"And a damn good one, too.Not my idea, though. Stole it off of Google. Made it better, though."
He peered over his dark glasses.
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"You're the one, with the website resumé? What is it for?" I can't help asking. I had been tempted to fill the form out with lies just to find out what the whole thing was about, but in the end my frustration with being taken here before graduating won out.
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He worked on his coffee for half a moment.
"I'm starting a tech think tank. I'm looking for smart, young people. If there are any of those left after video games rotted their brains. Or is it weed we're worried about again?"
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"I wouldn't know, I'm not into either," I say, but I'm distracted once more by how familiar he is. Other people have pinged me, but he's really tugging at my brain as someone I should know somehow. Maybe a name will help. "I'm Baz, it's good to meet you. I solved three of the boxes and I was going to fill out the resume, but I was brought here at the start of me senior year of high school so I don't exactly have credentials for much."
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"Nobody here has credentials. Nobody I'm interested in, anyway. I'm not from Darrow, and I'm not necessarily looking for anyone that is, so I'm not looking at credentials. They don't mean anything. I'm looking for ability, energy and eagerness. If you've got those, the puzzles were already your foot in the door. If you;re not interested, tell me now. I hate wasting my time when I could be doing literally anything else with it."
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I can't help glancing around to make sure Derek isn't in the immediate vicinity. He was generous enough to hire me, however mediocre the position, and I do genuinely like him which I can't say for most people, but I'm far more interested in something along the lines of what the suited man is offering.
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Tony raised a black brow, before offering the man a seat with him at the table.
"I don't need to know how interested you are just yet. You wanna talk about this? I've obviously got your curiosity. How do you feel about public works projects? Science in the public interest?"
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I take the seat and nod. "I'm interested. I was considering economics when I graduated, but I also enjoy science. Are you talking, what, like clean energy?"
"I'm Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch, by the way," I add, realizing we haven't made proper introductions. I give him my full name since there's a chance he might become my boss. "Baz for short."
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He was suspicious of the first. He chalks that up partially to the fact he was in the suit when he found it and partially from the experience. Puzzles like that made him think of Nygma, and while it was lacking some of they trademarks, he wouldn't put it past Darrow to produce or kidnap someone of a similar leaning.
The fact that there was a business card inside it was a bit on the other side of annoying. He researched the page, checked to see if there were any encryption or malware or anything more than a request for a resume. When he sees that's really all it is, he's a little put out.
Maybe part of him didn't feel confident putting down, "high school dropout," "high school senior," "Wayne Enterprises CEO," and "barista" all on the same resume. Maybe part of him was just disappointed that it wasn't anything more sinister.
Not that Tim wants Darrow to be as overwhelmed with crime as Gotham, but he gets bored with how much it isn't Gotham at times.
But then he found a second on his way to work and something compelled him to pocket it. He knows what's inside. He tells himself that it's just to amuse himself between blending smoothies.
It's a different puzzle, of course. He smiles, thinking about how much someone must really want to find the right employees for their venture. The puzzle is done before the first hour of his shift goes by.
He went home and filled out the resume that night. He got an address the next day.
Now, Tim's standing out the door, two boxes in his bag with his resume (because you bring a copy of that to interviews, right?), feeling slightly overdressed for what might still just be a mugging because who the hell is this cryptic about hiring people?
He knocks anyhow. The bow staff, gauntlets, and a domino are always hidden in his bag at this rate anyhow, and he's got an umbrella for the chances of rain he checked for on his way over.
If he's lucky, maybe he won't be blending smoothies for his savings by his birthday.
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"You're not from DiBella's, are you?"
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"Uh, no Mr. Stark," Tim says as he pulls the paperwork and one of the boxes from his bag. He does recall him wanting to be called "Tony," but this is business, and 17 or not, he was called "Mr. Wayne" at meetings, even if prefaced with "Young."
"Unless I got the address wrong, I'm here for an interview."
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"You interested in this sort of thing? Cutting edge tech? Clean, smart, cool? You do photography, right? That was your thing? Could use a photographer."
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As he wonders how Bruce would react to Tony (not well, he's guessing), Tim pulls out a tablet.
"Actually, photography is more or less just a hobby. This is more what I thought I'd be doing here."
It's mostly compiled of parts from last generation models he bought here and there, and he has a bunch of what he considers essentials for life in Darrow; your typical shopping and social media apps, Chalkboard for his accelerated classes. Catsunami, because even he needs mindless entertainment.
But, the majority of apps are Tim's own. Nothing too big. The really good stuff is hidden on his phone. He doesn't think there's too much harm in showing apps like the one he set up to listen to police scanners and get push notifications for things coming his way, though. Given what he arrived to, he thought it was something pretty much anyone would find useful, if they wanted to run from danger instead of toward it as he did.
A few others are versions of other data collecting tools he uses in his detective work, but adjusted so they could be used instead for academic purposes, scientific research, or even creative and social endeavors.
And a game called "Yappy Bird," but that's just out of boredom between work and Catsunami. Tim is not much of an artist out of photography.
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He took the tablet, looked over it, wildly scrolling through the apps, making noises, both impressed and less impressed, though for which reasons, he didn't share. Still, it was a nice body of work. Tony'd maybe been better at that age, but he'd also had a world of privileges. And from what he remembered, Tim had lived an odd childhood.
"Cool," he said, "Good job." The understated words were high praise from Tony Stark.
"Hired. You're on. Don't get a big head."
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"Wait, that's it?" he asks, disbelieving.
After all, Tony didn't seem to recall his application at all. Even to blend over-priced frozen fruit, there was a lengthy interview with annoying questions regarding work ethic and how much desire to provide a service towards a healthier life style.
"There's no more interview process than that?"
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"I'm not a hiring manager. I'm a team leader. My gut tells me I want you on my team, you gave me a fried Oreo, and if you don't fit Darrow law says I have thirty days to fire you for literally any reason. Did you ... want an interview? Because I could, I dunno. Ask you questions."
He considered, not for very long.
"There's a train with thirty people in it headed down a track toward a bridge that's been washed out by a storm. You're near the lever that can switch the train to the other track. You can save the thirty people in the train, but only by killing one person who is working on the other track. What do you do?"
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"I figure out a way to get the worker off the track safely while getting the lever. No one dies."
He says it clearly, without hesitation, and with absolute certainty. He doesn't divulge that he already knows the details would likely be done with a mask and cape, or the use of a grapple gun. Even without the obvious way, Tim still would be figuring out a number of other ways out, depending on the actual lay out of the scenario.
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"That's correct. I know there isn't supposed to be a right answer to that question, but there is, and you had it, I don't care. Your answer is exactly what I'm looking for. Because there's always a better way to do something. And there's never a situation where you only have two choices. Because when you start letting yourself think like that, well. When all you've got is a hammer..."
Tony shrugged, and poured himself a cup.
"Coffee?"
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"Uh, sure. Black is fine."
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"Haven't told me whether or not you're interested yet," he said, watching Tim. "It's paid. No benefits yet, but they'll be in the contract at signing. Six months for full benefits. Call it a probationary period or call it loops to jump through, both would be the right answer."
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"Honestly, I was more concerned when I found the first box, but I didn't find anything sketchy in the web address. There's, uh, a bad association with little puzzles like this just being left around where I'm from. But the second had me realized that I was bored with doing the whole 'normal' teenage after-school job thing. So, definitely interested."
His hand tightens a little on his mug.
"I'm just wondering if you're really interested in having a kid on the job. I mean, I'll be eighteen in a few days, but I still have a year of high school."
Not that he wouldn't hesitate to drop out again if he feels like the work he's doing is more important, but that aspect of a normal teen life is one he honestly likes, the week before prom aside.
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"Serial killer or something? Bad association sounds interesting. Where I come from, cryptic hiring practices are Google territory. Also possibly the CIA, if you believe the rumors about Cicada 3301."
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"Not at first. More a thief and con artist with a bad compulsion that typically got him locked up in the end. But it escalated when he got frustrated with getting caught," he explains.
"It's mostly a Gotham thing, really. A lot of, uh, dangerous nutjobs so to say, so a little paranoia is kind of necessary for survival."
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Tony waved it away. Dangerous nutjobs? That he could relate to, that he could understand. He'd begun to make a career out of having his own rogues gallery of nutjobs, with Killian on the top.
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The hard part was figuring out what to put on a resume. He didn't particularly need a job, nor did he really want one. But this seemed like the sort of thing people who were trying to get out of this city would do so he decided to give it a try. His resume had been short.
Former assassin and revolutionary. Problem solver. Unconventional employment history.
That was it. If the universe wanted him to get the job then that would have to be enough. He was mostly trying to not get the interview and give himself an excuse to not take the job. It didn't work.
He was given an address to what looked like if it tried hard enough one day it would be a workshop. Today was not that day though.
"Hello?" Galen called out, narrowly avoiding drawing his lightsaber out of habit. "I'm here about the job from the puzzle?"
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"Still interested? Have a seat. there's--" He waved around the shop, to illustrate the various chairs and sittable surfaces.
"So, like making stuff?"
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The first thing Galen noticed about this guy was how different he was from Vader. Which was ridiculous because he'd never met anyone like his old Master other than Vader himself. But this guy was so different, entirely relaxed and comfortable with himself. Galen got the sense that the guy actually liked who he was, which was definitely different from Vader. Already he was feeling good about this.
"... Not exactly," he said, reaching out with the Force to pull one of the seats to him before sitting down on the plain stool without even looking. It wasn't even that he was showing off, not entirely, just a small demonstration of what he could do. "I have a basic knowledge of technology that's more advanced than what's here but I am a problem solver. Most of my life the problem I was pointed at happened to be the eradication of a certain Order. I'd like to do something more... beneficial now. I solved the puzzle because I can reach out and attune myself with something called the Force. It can guide me toward the 'right' course of actions for things."
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"Okay, sweet trick," he said, pointing at the stool the man had called over to sit in.
"The way you're descrbing your ability right now is making me bothered, so I'm gonna-- we can poke at that later. I get it. I get being done, I get wanting to go in a different direction. Especially because there will be no eradication involved. I'm looking for thinkers and makers. I wanna make Darrow suck less. You think you're in?"
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Galen wasn't sure if he would consider himself a builder and a maker. Galen could build things, he had a basic understanding of electronics, mechanics, computing, and other things but it wasn't what he was. But maybe it could be? Maybe that was what he could become, or at least be useful for security for what this man wanted.
"I am," Galen said, almost surprised by how sure he sounded. Because he did want to make this place better. "Would you like to see something I built? I didn't design it should give you an idea of what I know."
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"I'd like to see it. You have it with? If bot, I guess it's field trip time.n
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"It's blade is plasma and it's powered by a kyber crystal. It can cut through nearly everything."
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"Okay," he admitted, "I'm impressed now."
He reached a hand closer. The temperature was low, and the hair on his arm wasn't being raised.
"Holy Christ. The positive ions and free electrons are in practically perfect balance. It has no electric charge. Perfect collective behavior. You can hold the thing in your hand? Respect. Please turn it off now."
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Galen took the lightsaber back into his hand and turned it off. It probably wouldn't really do to defy a potential employer but at least the man seemed to be impressed by it. While Galen didn't exactly invent the lightsaber he did understand and know how to use it.
"So do I have a job?" Galen asked. "I come with the added bonus of being a... security expert."
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He held out a hand to take Galen's.
"You're hired. For as long as you'll have me. When can you start?"
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Galen was honestly a little surprised that he got the job. He wasn't sure he had even really wanted it when he first got here but once Tony had started telling him about it Galen really wanted this job. He wanted to do something important, something that helped people.
"Well, I'd have to clear my busy schedule of meditating and getting frustrated that I can't find a way out, but I think I could start immediately," he said, reaching out to shake the man's hand.